So I Guess This Kid Bought These Sneakers And Didn't Deserve To Get Demolished?

NECN.com - Nine students have been expelled from a Massachusetts college following a brutal beating that was caught on camera. Police say the fight started over a pair of sneakers. Criminal charges will be filed in the case. The explanation posted on the web with the video said the victim stole the sneakers of the kid who beat him — an expensive $225 pair of Nike Foamposite sneakers. You can see the student take the sneakers off the victim. But police say the sneaker did in fact belong to the victim. They contacted the victim’s family, who produced a receipt for the shoes. Police say either the student mistakenly thought the victim had stolen his shoes, or he wanted to steal the victim’s sneakers, so he made up the story. Either way, the school has expelled that student and eight others at the scene after viewing the video.

Remember when I wanted to know what was worse than getting knocked out? Well looks like we just got the answer - Pres did a write up over on Barstool Boston that pretty much sums it up. If you're going to knock a dude out and beat the shit out of him for stealing your Foamposites you better be damn fuckin' certain he stole your Foamposites. Now it's pretty obvious this was all set up to just hijack the shoes off this kid. But shoes are a tough crowd, I mean how are you sure you guys have the same size foot? Say you're even that good that you can eye up a shoe and know it's a 12.5 - what makes you think the contour of your foot is the same? Maybe that kid is heavy on his right turns and the sole of the right Foamposite is more worn than the left, making cutting a lot more difficult. Good luck crossing someone over to the left, that's just a torn ACL waiting to happen because you're wearing shoes contoured to some other dudes feet. Just a risky move if you ask me. Then again you could be expelled and facing criminal charges, too.

Guy Tries To Rob UFC Fighter; Promptly Gets Ass Kicked

Huffington Post - The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Anthony Miranda approached a parked vehicle near 55th Street and Kenneth Avenue Friday night and asked the driver for a lighter before pointing a handgun at the man and demanding money. After the driver handed over some cash, Miranda reportedly ordered him out of the car -- which was apparently a mistake. Chicago Police Officer John Mirabelli told the Sun-Times what happened next: At some point, Miranda’s attention was diverted and the victim was able to grab control of the gun and the two wrestled. During the fight, Miranda accidentally discharged his gun, shooting himself in the ankle, Mirabelli said. The victim was then able to pin down Miranda until police arrived, Fox Chicago reports. He told officers he was a martial arts expert and ultimate fighting champion. Miranda was taken to Holy Cross Hospital with a "face full of lacerations," two black eyes and a gunshot wound. Miranda, 24, was charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm. He was ordered held on $350,000 bond Sunday, according to the Cook County Sheriff's Office.

Well that sucks. Out of the 3 million people you could've robbed in Chicago you go ahead and point your gun in the face of a UFC champion. Guess you win some and lose some. Probably shouldn't have gotten greedy, dude gave you his money but then you had to ask him to get out of the car.... Rookie mistake Tony, should've quit while you were ahead. Now you're left with a face full of lacerations and a hole in your ankle. Guess you just gotta take this one and learn from it, always ask if they're in the UFC first. "'Scuse me, sir? You fight in the UFC? No? GIMME YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY BITCH!" No harm in asking, right? Better than having your mugshot look like you have some sort of fucked up face condition.

PS - No way this UFC guy who's name was failed to be published here just subdued this guy until the police arrived. I'm pretty sure he was busy getting absolutely worked on until they showed up. And yeah fuckin' right he Plaxico'ed his own ankle. Tried to run and UFC dude shot the tire out, then beat the fuck out of him for at least 10 minutes. Just a couple blows doesn't mangle a face like that, that takes time.

Spongebob Gets Worked By Tough Girls

There is literally nothing more aggrivating to witness than girls trying to act tough, especially white bitches with pink hair that wear USC hoodies that act like they're down to swing. "I HOPE YOU GOT DAT SHIT ON CAMERA!" Yeah have fun in jail asshole, now you can go back to your hipster friends and tell them you got picked up by the pigs and then you can run shit with your street cred for getting thrown into the road by fuckin' Spongebob. Probably be the leader of your little hipster squad and get to be first on line to get your coffee in the morning now with your fucking socks on your arms or something.

I can just see her right here getting all proper to the cops, too - "Excuse me officer, I was just minding my business coming from Abercrombie and was going to get a coffee at Starbucks when Spongebob started poking me with his nose. He struck me with his penis nose and all I did was say 'Excuse me, Spongebob, that is inappropriate and I think you should leave me alone.' And then he beat me up." Then the waterworks come in about how disappointed her daddy is going to be and she really didn't mean it. So funny how quick someones entire personality can change once they're in trouble. I really hope she had to go to jail for this, but more than likely she was let off with a warning and her friend got the max.

Gross Lady Absolutely Crushed With Devastating Right Hook

You know what type of people get knocked out from behind? The type that look like that thing in the picture right there and the type that go to Liberty Bar alone. Unfortunately for Merri here, she's workin with both deficiencies. I honestly don't know how this hasn't happened before. It's open and shut to why this guy did it, too. No way was this about money, if you want money this is not the type of person you look for. This was a crime of passion, a crime of straight up passionately hating your appearance - just judging a book by its cover like a motherfucker. I don't blame him, either. Merri if you don't like getting your neck cracked by a right hook, maybe do something with that mop on your head instead of hitting up Liberty Bar to suck a few warm beers down. And I don't know what she's saying with all that coward talk - I think you mean genius honey, because if you knew anything about anything it's that if the person can't see you coming it's a certified knockout 100% of the time. This is the perfect crime except he scouted the area 5 weeks too early, how was he supposed to know they put that camera in? Fuckin' clean blow to the face, too - sign him up! And don't even tell me she lost teeth, those were gone well before that punch landed. Fact.

PS - How hilarious was the half conscious attempt to reach for her purse?



Dude Got SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT!

I don't even know what to say to this. Guy just wanted to be your friend man, geez. Boss move by the friendly kid not even flinching when tough guy tried to fake him out. In fights, people should be the same amount drunk, this was obviously lopsided therefore I think there should be a do-over. Favorite part of the video, kid who comes over at the end to check his vitals - what the hell kind of jeans was he wearing? Was there a flash flood warning and he was the only one prepared?

PS-  First World Star video, feel kind of pumped right now, like I made it or something.