Welcome To NY!

Shit, this is a relief. Sitting here all day yesterday thinking this was a done deal and he still hasn't signed yet. Well fuck all that noise, dude is signed sealed delivered up in this bitch. Peace out Billups, it's been real, now you can go back to Denver and stop crying about how your family had to move last season. Suck it up dude, you make $14M dollars a year. So shit is going to be wild watching the Knicks this year, this fucking guy plays defense. I honestly don't even know what that looks like. With Billups gone, PG becomes an issue because Tony Douglas isn't ready to be a full time starter yet - but looks like the Knicks have plans to scoop up B Diddy! Dude is a boss, and it'd be funny to see another player leave Cleveland so that's pretty much a bonus. Say that deal happens, the lineup is looking pretty nice right now:

PG - Baron Davis
SG - Landry Fields
SF - Carmello Anthony
PF - Amar'e Stoudemire
C   - Tyson Chandler

That's a pretty formidable little starting lineup there. I love Douglas off the bench, and the rookie Shumpert let's not forget about him. Dude has bunnies and can play fucking defense too, shit is wild!

NBA Frenzy

I'm so dizzy from what's going on right now I don't even know where to start. All I know is Dan Gilbert is still whining like a little pussy that LeBron left the Cavs and is now just trying to ruin everyone elses team since his is in shambles. It's pretty pathetic actually. Fact he went out of his way to email David Stern, but the fact David Stern listened and vetoed the CP3 trade is such a joke. If we understand the business side of this shit, it makes sense knowing that the Hornets are owned by the league. If something doesn't fit perfect, the league is going to step in. It's horseshit, but that's life in the NBA.

On the other side, we have Dwight Howard, who at any moment will become a New Jersey/Brooklyn Net. I for one am fucking extatic about this. The Nets are giving up Brooke Lopez and two 1st rounders to get Dwight Howard and Hedo Turkoglu. That makes the Nets big time players for an NBA Championship RIGHT NOW. Deron Williams, Turkoglu and Dwight Howard, pretty much don't need anyone else on the floor. They have dumb amounts of playoff experience, and their new arena is literally being built a block from my office and I cannot fucking wait to go to these games. Still a Knicks fan though, and shit will be fire in NY when CP3 leaves whatever shitty team he goes to this year and signs with the Knicks for 2012-'13. Boom.

Chandler To NYK? CP3 Next?! STAT GONE?! Head SPINNING.

What is going on?? An hour ago I'm yawning wondering how I got to the point in my life I ended up in a cubicle then BAM Chris Broussard starts blowing up my Twitter feed about how the Knicks are about an inch away from signing Tyson Chandler. I swear last night I was saying I think the Knicks should try and sign him, but whatever. So I'm fucking pumped the Knicks are about to have a real man playing center so Amar'e and 'Melo can play their respective games without worrying about responsibilities they're not suited for. No more banging around and getting injured inside for Amar'e, no more doubles on 'Melo all game long on the outside.

But in signing Chandler, the Knicks need to cut Billups to shed salary - with the new amnesty clause, they don't take a hit cutting him and his $14M salary. Good shit. But who runs the point? We have a 3, a 4 and a 5, but no one else. Landry Fields at the 2? Tony Douglas at the 1? Okay, then who? No this doesn't work. BOOM all of a sudden more shit hits the fan - sources saying how bad CP3 wants to reunite with Chandler (See above picture) - but how's that happen? Knicks are signing Chandler for basically max money at $14M a year from what I'm seeing, and they'll have no room at all to take on CP3.... UNLESSSSSS .... Trade Amar'e for CP3?

I LOOOOVE STAT but holy shit that deal makes sense. I would hate to see him go after all he's done in his one year in NY, but it makes so much sense. Knicks with a top 5 PG, top 5 shooter in 'Melo, and the top 3 defensive center in the league? Yeah. If they could get Emeka Okafor with CP3 in that trade, this is a fucking no-brainer. The Knicks would be an immediate favorite for the NBA championship. Fact. Matter of fact, I'm placing money on them to win it all right now, before the odds go from 20-1 to 1-2!

Chris Paul Asks for Trade To The Knicks - Fuck Yourself LeBron

Yahoo - Chris Paul’s agent informed New Orleans Hornets officials on Wednesday that his client will not sign a contract extension and wants to be traded to the New York Knicks, league sources told Yahoo! Sports. Agents, teams can begin talking Nov 29, 2011 As soon as the NBA lifts its lockout restrictions, Hornets general manager Dell Demps wants to meet with Paul and hear that directive from him. Nevertheless, the prospects of the Hornets executing a trade with the Knicks appear to be dim, if not impossible. The Knicks simply don’t have the trade assets that come close to meeting New Orleans’ criteria for a deal. Demps has been listening to overtures from teams around the league, and has been actively working under the assumption that Paul would reject a contract extension. The Hornets have no intention of letting Paul walk away at season’s end without trying to get maximum value for him. There are several teams, including the Boston Celtics, that could be willing to make a deal for Paul with the hope of convincing him to eventually sign an extension.

I love the shit these analysts vomit out of their mouths. They learn anything from the LeBron fiasco last summer? They all had these inside sources telling them this, and knowing exactly where they were going, and which team was going to get them - fuck that. What's the point of even bringing up the Celtics making a move for him in "hopes they convince him to eventually sign an extension", that's fucking pathetic. If the Knicks can't trade for him and another team wants to waste talent and draft picks to rent him for half of a half of a season then that would be fucking great. Let Boston be that stupid. This guy clearly wants to play for New York, why would you even attempt to get him on your team? So he can be miserable until he ends up where he wants? CP3 has so much leverage it's not even funny. Oh you want to trade me there? No thanks. I said the Knicks. So New Orleans either sits around and lets him walk for absolutely nothing, or they can take the exchange from the Knicks - Chris Paul for a bag of steaming hot shit, fair deal. I mean what's done is done, and he's been basically practicing with the Knicks since last season ended, he's already on the team let's be serious. I can't wait to see 'Melo, STAT and CP3 on the same floor together. It's not even fair at that point. Celtics did it with 3 dinosaurs, the Heat still figuring out how to do it with a past champion, a never will be champion, and an ostrich - the Knicks will have three superstars in their prime with one goal - bringing a Championship back to NYC! And steamrolling LeBrons vagina for the next 2 years, before he opts out again and goes to play in the Western Conference where it's easier.