Plain and Simple

This sick fuck:

...deserves this:

Jerry Sandusky, if convicted of even a fraction of the shit he's accused of doing, should be given the death penalty.

Plain and simple.

Since When Did Andy Dalton Become An Assistant For Penn State?

I could've sworn Andy Dalton was having a pretty good season with the Bengals, like was playing in the NFL as a rookie quarterback just too easy for this guy? Had to go and get involved in the biggest scandal in sports since I can't even remember just to challenge himself or something? Props.

Joe Paterno Fired. Pointless Riots Ensue.

Let's all get together and protest for a guy who is cool with child rape! Awesome! See you in the quad - bring your green hat!



This kid has no clue why he has his hands up like this. Fact.



Fucking TOUGH guys right here.

Fuck these media people for making our coach look like he did something wrong!

Kid definitely thinks he's getting laid for this. Not happenin'.

I TOTALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE BUT I'M JUST GONNA FOLLOW THE CROWD AND DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK COOL AND I CAN TELL ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS FROM HOME THAT MY SCHOOL IS COOLER THAN THEIRS! YO BRO FACEBOOK ME LET'S MAKE A GROUP ABOUT THIS!

Seriously, how fucking delusional are these Penn State students? I will guarantee 85% of them have no idea who Joe Paterno is. They just go to football games and drink, that's it. But one of their 6,038 Facebook friends know who it is and started some stupid fucking rally for the guy who is completely cool with raping 10 year olds. They actually piss me off more than the hipsters and the #OccupyWallStreet shit. I can't believe I just said that, but someone actually topped the pointlessness of what they're doing with this. Do they understand they're protesting and rioting for a guy who just looked the other way while his boy was raping little kids? They know how fucking stupid they look? Is this just like half of them are for real and the other half just bored and think this is what's hot tonight so they're all just out drinking and running around? I feel like that's what's happening here. I don't blame the half for just finding something to do, but give me a break. Who's really mad this guy is gone? Did you see his fucking comments yesterday?? Swear to God this is an exact quote: "That's why I have decided to announce my retirement effective at the end of this season. At this moment the Board of Trustees should not spend a single minute discussing my status. They have far more important matters to address. I want to make this as easy for them as I possibly can." BBBBBAHAHAHAH YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! The Board of Trustees saw that and didn't even think about meeting, that requires an immediate fucking firing. Some fucking balls this guys has. Nope, Board doesn't have to meet or talk about me because I'm gonna retire, so now they can worry about other shit - fucking guy is out of his mind. That's like a call to attention, almost like an admission of guilt - oh don't worry about me aka worry the fuck out about me because I'm obviously responsible as fuck. This guy should've been gone 10 years ago, I'm not even talking about the child raping or anything, he's just old as fuck and wore his welcome out way too long ago. Like who the fuck just decides when to retire? Dude you're 105 years old, this isn't the fucking Senate you don't just sit on the bench until you die - get the fuck out of here you don't do shit anyway you just stand on the sideline like a statue waiting for people to fly out of bounds and break your glass bones. It's about fucking time this guy is gone - and these fucking asshole students who were like 8 years old when this happened and who are rioting can shut the fuck up also, fucking losers. Way to riot in favor of child rape you fucking morons. There's more to life than rooting for a football program that doesn't actually give a fuck about you, go to bars and drink like normal college kids - keep the tear gassing protesters for #OccupyInsertWhereverTheFuckTheyAreNow.

Joe Paterno Proving Once Again He Does Whatever The Fuck He Wants

CBS - Penn State football coach Joe Paterno has decided to retire at the end of the season, according to a person familiar with the decision. The person said Paterno will announce his retirement later Wednesday. Paterno has been besieged by criticism since former defensive coordinator and one-time heir apparent Jerry Sandusky was charged over the weekend with molesting eight young boys between 1994 and 2009. Athletic director Tim Curley and vice president Gary Schultz have been charged with failing to notify authorities after an eyewitness reported a 2002 assault. Paterno has not been accused of legal wrongdoing. But he has been assailed, in what the state police commissioner called a lapse of "moral responsibility," for not doing more to stop Sandusky. He has been questioned over his apparent failure to follow up on a report of the 2002 incident, in which Sandusky allegedly sodomized a 10-year-old boy in the showers at the team's football complex. A witness, Mike McQueary, is currently receivers coach for the team but was a graduate assistant at the time. The coach defended his decision to take the news to his athletic director. Paterno said it was obvious that the graduate student was "distraught," but said the graduate student did not tell him about the "very specific actions" in the grand jury report. After Paterno reported the incident to Curley, Sandusky was told to stay away from the school, but critics say the coach should have done more — tried to identify and help the victim, for example, or alerted authorities.

Is anyone more untouchable than this guy? Even the fucking Grim Reaper told him he died about 16 years ago but this fucking guy just pretended to be on his cell phone or something to avoid talking to him. I mean he's basically getting run off campus by everyone but the students who apparently are cool with child raping and the guy just comes out after 5 days of quiet and speculation that he's finally leaving Penn State after 203 years and he announces he'll "retire" at the end of the season. HA! Fucking priceless. He's lucky he's not facing criminal charges, everyone who outranks him at Penn State (even though, c'mon who really does?) have already resigned and then there's this guy who still won't leave. Not even a resignation but a retirement at the end of the year, like he's still going out on his own terms. I seriously don't know anyone else who could possibly get away with this shit.

To be honest and not to get into the whole moral and ethical standpoint of the whole thing but to kind of get into it, I don't really see what he did wrong? He heard about it from some loser grad student who was probably eyeing up that defensive coordinator job down the line and he told the AD. I mean what else does a coach do? And it's not like the kid came in and told him that Sandusky had his left hand here, right hand here and all that shit - he probably just said he was in the room with some little boy and shit looked weird. I mean I'd probably tell my boss about that shit. Then they ban the guy from campus - not like Joe Pa could do anything else. I mean if he really didn't know specifics then this is all just following guidelines. "He should've tried to identify and council the kid" like what the fuck? What was he going to teach him how to run a belly option to the left side and adjust to a slant if they showed blitz? Give me a fucking break, the guy can't even tie his own shoes or voluntarily keep saliva in his mouth and he's supposed to council some 10 year old who got violated back in the day? Leave that shit to the professionals. If what he said is true and this pussy grad student didn't give details, then Joe Pa did the right thing in my book, follow the chain of command and tell your boss. Enough of this high and mighty shit - like anyone else would've done anything different.