What's Worse Than Getting Knocked Out?

I'd have to say getting knocked out then having 5 black kids LOLing in your face. Like that fucking SUCKS. "YOU GOIN' ON WORLDSTAR SON!" Just all in your face reminding you how bad you got your ass kicked 10 seconds ago. How about him just walking back and forth still trying to put together what just happened meanwhile the dude who did it is already done eating dinner and probably in the middle of a street ball game with your Foamposites on.

Deer Hunting Goes Real Wrong

Maybe Brick Tamland was onto something? Because no way in hell that girl isn't menstruating like a boss, I know it, you know it, she knows it, the deer knows it. That deer smells what it smells and wants what it wants and you can't tell it any different. Zig zag all you want honey, but deers have that zig zag running through a field act down pat, shit is in their DNA, that's probably their oldest trick in the book. Smartest move they made was getting in the car because deer are notorious for having no clue what a car is. Usually just stand there and let cars plow into them like fucking idiots. Sure they might be dumb as a rock, but try and tell this deer you're not perioding all over the place and see what happens.

PS - What's the thing holding the camera? That a guy, a girl? All I know is it's fat, whatever it is. And probably smokes a lot. Seriously all I pictured was that Chaz Bono thing trying but failing to chase them down and also failing to breathe normally. And listen thing, I get it - there's a deer chasing your menstruating friend - no need to repeat it 500 times, Lord knows you could benefit to save your breath in this situation.

iPhone Siri Argument - Hilarious.

I haven't been to this site in about 10 years, so finding this today was amazing. Forgot this that site existed. Enough about that, just nothing more to say, this video is just fucking hilarious. ASK MY WIFE IF SHE'S FUCKING JIM MCPHEARSON!!!!

These TUMS Commercials Are Pretty Much Balls To The Wall Gay Right?

I'm not some sort of Homo hate monger now - these are definitely really gay right? Like "Hey Mike Waltrip thanks for making it down, look here's the scenario you're going to be holding a wielding cock shaped object and you're going to try and put it into your mouth but it's just going to degrade you and slap you all over the face, alright ACTION!" Like how bad is Waltrip's career that he had to revert to trying to insert uncooperative dick shaped objects into his mouth? That's kind of not even the funniest part, the "about time I'm really going to enjoy this" bite is hilarious. Like they're confirming they got it in their mouth while smiling and taking a bite at the same time it's so awkward, not like trying to get it in their mouth was awkward enough. Marketing 101 - well played TUMS.

If You Enjoy Crying While You Laugh You Should Watch This Video

I know this is old, and I saw it last year, but I'm going through my old iPhone to erase all this shit because I'm selling it back and I came across an old text with a line from this video and immediately started laughing. It's one of those videos that's still funny even though you've seen it before, some would call that a classic.

Just Your Typical Garden Variety Order At McDonalds

Wait a second! White people work at McDonalds? Where is this place?? Seriously that's amazing. Otherwise this video is pretty boring.

Does Chris Carpenter Have Tourettes?

Geez.... It's only a game man, shake it off.... Plus no one really cares all that much so don't even worry about it.

Spongebob Gets Worked By Tough Girls

There is literally nothing more aggrivating to witness than girls trying to act tough, especially white bitches with pink hair that wear USC hoodies that act like they're down to swing. "I HOPE YOU GOT DAT SHIT ON CAMERA!" Yeah have fun in jail asshole, now you can go back to your hipster friends and tell them you got picked up by the pigs and then you can run shit with your street cred for getting thrown into the road by fuckin' Spongebob. Probably be the leader of your little hipster squad and get to be first on line to get your coffee in the morning now with your fucking socks on your arms or something.

I can just see her right here getting all proper to the cops, too - "Excuse me officer, I was just minding my business coming from Abercrombie and was going to get a coffee at Starbucks when Spongebob started poking me with his nose. He struck me with his penis nose and all I did was say 'Excuse me, Spongebob, that is inappropriate and I think you should leave me alone.' And then he beat me up." Then the waterworks come in about how disappointed her daddy is going to be and she really didn't mean it. So funny how quick someones entire personality can change once they're in trouble. I really hope she had to go to jail for this, but more than likely she was let off with a warning and her friend got the max.

5 Hour Energy Makes The Worst Commercials Ever

This has to be my least favorite commercial out right now. I hate that such a great product has such terrible marketing. What kind of pussy is this guy anyway? Who the hell allows someone to be this pissed off at you for waking up like a normal human and working out? What audacity you have waking up and attempting to get in shape! Seriously if some girl got that pissed off at me that she threw a shirt at my face for even being awake, she'd go through that window so fast she wouldn't even have finished her follow through yet.

At least she doesn't run like a complete idiot:

"Uhhh what are you doing?"

Don't Fuck With This News Reporter In The Middle Of His Time To Shine

"Just let me know if he's coming from behind me alright?"

Anyone else shocked this doesn't happen more often during live spots? I never understood how the news people for channel 7 can do these 30 second spots in the middle of Times Square and not get dick and tit flashes right behind their head. At least people screaming into the camera or something. People show way too much self control. You want to make a name for yourself these days you have to get into a viral video - next time you see a camera you need to do something drastic - don't think just react.

How funny was this guys face after he did the "2, 1, mark" thing? Haha I can't stop watching it.

Never Fall Asleep Next To A Pool

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If you've ever watched anything on WSHH, then you know falling asleep by a pool around black people will get you tossed in the pool 100 times out of 60, because most of the time they'll do it again. I can say this because I have a close friend who's black, he'd probably call me a racist but let's be serious here. It's like the sun coming up the next day, it's like science.

I was going to blog about this yesterday but didn't, but watching this guy go from sleeping on the chair to sleeping in mid air all the way into the water was fucking priceless. His boys just stylin' on him while he's asleep, then basically doing a countdown on his face and he had no clue. His biggest mistake was having the headphones in, that's not going to help your awareness level. And this was definitely worth the price of a new phone, I'd chip in for that if I caught this on tape. Guy did a straight weekend at Bernie's right onto his face.

Dude Got SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT!

I don't even know what to say to this. Guy just wanted to be your friend man, geez. Boss move by the friendly kid not even flinching when tough guy tried to fake him out. In fights, people should be the same amount drunk, this was obviously lopsided therefore I think there should be a do-over. Favorite part of the video, kid who comes over at the end to check his vitals - what the hell kind of jeans was he wearing? Was there a flash flood warning and he was the only one prepared?

PS-  First World Star video, feel kind of pumped right now, like I made it or something.