So I Guess This Kid Bought These Sneakers And Didn't Deserve To Get Demolished?

NECN.com - Nine students have been expelled from a Massachusetts college following a brutal beating that was caught on camera. Police say the fight started over a pair of sneakers. Criminal charges will be filed in the case. The explanation posted on the web with the video said the victim stole the sneakers of the kid who beat him — an expensive $225 pair of Nike Foamposite sneakers. You can see the student take the sneakers off the victim. But police say the sneaker did in fact belong to the victim. They contacted the victim’s family, who produced a receipt for the shoes. Police say either the student mistakenly thought the victim had stolen his shoes, or he wanted to steal the victim’s sneakers, so he made up the story. Either way, the school has expelled that student and eight others at the scene after viewing the video.

Remember when I wanted to know what was worse than getting knocked out? Well looks like we just got the answer - Pres did a write up over on Barstool Boston that pretty much sums it up. If you're going to knock a dude out and beat the shit out of him for stealing your Foamposites you better be damn fuckin' certain he stole your Foamposites. Now it's pretty obvious this was all set up to just hijack the shoes off this kid. But shoes are a tough crowd, I mean how are you sure you guys have the same size foot? Say you're even that good that you can eye up a shoe and know it's a 12.5 - what makes you think the contour of your foot is the same? Maybe that kid is heavy on his right turns and the sole of the right Foamposite is more worn than the left, making cutting a lot more difficult. Good luck crossing someone over to the left, that's just a torn ACL waiting to happen because you're wearing shoes contoured to some other dudes feet. Just a risky move if you ask me. Then again you could be expelled and facing criminal charges, too.

What's Worse Than Getting Knocked Out?

I'd have to say getting knocked out then having 5 black kids LOLing in your face. Like that fucking SUCKS. "YOU GOIN' ON WORLDSTAR SON!" Just all in your face reminding you how bad you got your ass kicked 10 seconds ago. How about him just walking back and forth still trying to put together what just happened meanwhile the dude who did it is already done eating dinner and probably in the middle of a street ball game with your Foamposites on.

Deer Hunting Goes Real Wrong

Maybe Brick Tamland was onto something? Because no way in hell that girl isn't menstruating like a boss, I know it, you know it, she knows it, the deer knows it. That deer smells what it smells and wants what it wants and you can't tell it any different. Zig zag all you want honey, but deers have that zig zag running through a field act down pat, shit is in their DNA, that's probably their oldest trick in the book. Smartest move they made was getting in the car because deer are notorious for having no clue what a car is. Usually just stand there and let cars plow into them like fucking idiots. Sure they might be dumb as a rock, but try and tell this deer you're not perioding all over the place and see what happens.

PS - What's the thing holding the camera? That a guy, a girl? All I know is it's fat, whatever it is. And probably smokes a lot. Seriously all I pictured was that Chaz Bono thing trying but failing to chase them down and also failing to breathe normally. And listen thing, I get it - there's a deer chasing your menstruating friend - no need to repeat it 500 times, Lord knows you could benefit to save your breath in this situation.

Just Your Typical Garden Variety Order At McDonalds

Wait a second! White people work at McDonalds? Where is this place?? Seriously that's amazing. Otherwise this video is pretty boring.

White Supremacist/Thug Passion Mash Up

I know two WSHH videos in a row, cry about it.

I pretty much had a feeling what was going to happen - but I still laughed. Just reminds me of someone I know if they tried to act hard and then all of a sudden gets threated by their mom and gets white as shit.

PS - Actually thought after he drank the orange juice hennessey he was going to puke all over the computer, that would've put this video right in the hall of fame.

Asshole Crushes A Gallon Of Bacardi

Have you ever heard the N bomb dropped that many times in one sitting? Like forget the gallon of Bacardi in a minute, could any take a gallon of N bombs in that minute without throwing up? Seriously I saw a white kid and the mexican kid chugging, but no black dudes.... So why was the N bomb being dropped like shit was going out of style? Listen to it, I don't think one sentence was finished without it. Even when all they said was WOW it still came out after like it was some sort of twitch reaction.

So anyway, anyone believe this? I think it's fake as shit, forget the bottle "cracking" open - shit can be faked. That was definitely water, right?

PS - Love how they had a 6" blade chillin on the desk so he could pop the top.

Spongebob Gets Worked By Tough Girls

There is literally nothing more aggrivating to witness than girls trying to act tough, especially white bitches with pink hair that wear USC hoodies that act like they're down to swing. "I HOPE YOU GOT DAT SHIT ON CAMERA!" Yeah have fun in jail asshole, now you can go back to your hipster friends and tell them you got picked up by the pigs and then you can run shit with your street cred for getting thrown into the road by fuckin' Spongebob. Probably be the leader of your little hipster squad and get to be first on line to get your coffee in the morning now with your fucking socks on your arms or something.

I can just see her right here getting all proper to the cops, too - "Excuse me officer, I was just minding my business coming from Abercrombie and was going to get a coffee at Starbucks when Spongebob started poking me with his nose. He struck me with his penis nose and all I did was say 'Excuse me, Spongebob, that is inappropriate and I think you should leave me alone.' And then he beat me up." Then the waterworks come in about how disappointed her daddy is going to be and she really didn't mean it. So funny how quick someones entire personality can change once they're in trouble. I really hope she had to go to jail for this, but more than likely she was let off with a warning and her friend got the max.

Don't Fuck With This News Reporter In The Middle Of His Time To Shine

"Just let me know if he's coming from behind me alright?"

Anyone else shocked this doesn't happen more often during live spots? I never understood how the news people for channel 7 can do these 30 second spots in the middle of Times Square and not get dick and tit flashes right behind their head. At least people screaming into the camera or something. People show way too much self control. You want to make a name for yourself these days you have to get into a viral video - next time you see a camera you need to do something drastic - don't think just react.

How funny was this guys face after he did the "2, 1, mark" thing? Haha I can't stop watching it.

Never Fall Asleep Next To A Pool

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If you've ever watched anything on WSHH, then you know falling asleep by a pool around black people will get you tossed in the pool 100 times out of 60, because most of the time they'll do it again. I can say this because I have a close friend who's black, he'd probably call me a racist but let's be serious here. It's like the sun coming up the next day, it's like science.

I was going to blog about this yesterday but didn't, but watching this guy go from sleeping on the chair to sleeping in mid air all the way into the water was fucking priceless. His boys just stylin' on him while he's asleep, then basically doing a countdown on his face and he had no clue. His biggest mistake was having the headphones in, that's not going to help your awareness level. And this was definitely worth the price of a new phone, I'd chip in for that if I caught this on tape. Guy did a straight weekend at Bernie's right onto his face.

HOLY TRUCK STICK!

Is this the greatest caught at the 1-yard line run in the history of the game of football of all-time or is this the greatest caught at the 1-yard line run in the history of the game of football of all-time? Holy shit! Talk about absolutely emasculating someone, I think he knocked that little kids balls completely off on that play. What do you think that kids parents did? You think they waited for the guy to get to at least the 20 yard line before they snuck out of the rear exits? Probably just let their kid die on the opponents sidelines while their entire team is calling him a bitch. Not the way I'd want to go out I'll tell ya that. I usually just tell people my school didn't have a football team and that's why I didn't play, but this is really why - just didn't want to die in front of my entire school while the cheerleaders laughed at me. Totally sucks.

PS - Seriously, is that kid dead?

Gross Lady Absolutely Crushed With Devastating Right Hook

You know what type of people get knocked out from behind? The type that look like that thing in the picture right there and the type that go to Liberty Bar alone. Unfortunately for Merri here, she's workin with both deficiencies. I honestly don't know how this hasn't happened before. It's open and shut to why this guy did it, too. No way was this about money, if you want money this is not the type of person you look for. This was a crime of passion, a crime of straight up passionately hating your appearance - just judging a book by its cover like a motherfucker. I don't blame him, either. Merri if you don't like getting your neck cracked by a right hook, maybe do something with that mop on your head instead of hitting up Liberty Bar to suck a few warm beers down. And I don't know what she's saying with all that coward talk - I think you mean genius honey, because if you knew anything about anything it's that if the person can't see you coming it's a certified knockout 100% of the time. This is the perfect crime except he scouted the area 5 weeks too early, how was he supposed to know they put that camera in? Fuckin' clean blow to the face, too - sign him up! And don't even tell me she lost teeth, those were gone well before that punch landed. Fact.

PS - How hilarious was the half conscious attempt to reach for her purse?