Yahoo! - The surge of violence wounded eight and put the number of people shot over the weekend around the city to at least 48, including two people who were killed Sunday night. It came the same day the Daily News reported that 24 people were shot in the 24-hour period beginning 6 a.m. Saturday.
Haha besides Auburn maybe having one of the worst upsets of all-time almost happening to them - who gives a shit about the first week of college football? It's such a joke I can't even stand it. Let's find the most desperate school for money and offer to fuck the shit out of them on national television and give our players some confidence before the real season starts. I'm watching Michigan play Western Michigan and this is such a disaster. It's 34-10 in the 3rd and Michigan is doing And 1 moves into the end zone then celebrating like they just won a championship. I guess that's what you have to do when your program is one of the biggest fakes in history. Desmond Howard isn't walking through that door, you're about 83 years from being a real contender for the National Championship, so enjoy beating up on Western Michigan. I hate the hype of week one - that's why real ranking don't come out until October. Wake me up when the games matter.
Typical, dog just wanted to show off his new grillz and cat had to be a dick.
Yahoo! - One woman's attempt to get her lost cat back has the web buzzing. It started when American Airlines lost Karen Pascoe's cat Jack as she boarded her flight to L.A. from New York's JFK airport last week. Jack escaped his kennel shortly after being checked in, and he is still missing. Pascoe's sister then created a Facebook page for the cat, which has gained nearly 1,500 "likes." The outrage has spread to Twitter, where the #findjackthecat hashtag is picking up steam. American Airlines responded and apologized, updating its Facebook page with its efforts to find Jack and offering to fly Pascoe back to New York to search herself.
American Airlines stock just went through the fucking roof in my book - any airline that just completely loses a cat is A-OK with me, that's the airline I'm flying. First off, I fucking hate cats. It all started when my cousin brought his new cat over and I started sneezing all over the place. I think I was 13 and I literally was convinced I was allergic to nothing and I was some sort of super-human. Well that cat ruined my life that day. I forgave him because that's what I do, I'm at my cousins and try to play with the cat only to receive a fucking razor blade rigged paw to my face. What the fuck cat? Lesson learned. I've never once met a single cat that didn't piss me off. Whether it's be a complete bitch who thinks it owns everything and turn on its owners and their friends and family, or you're somehow nice aka lazy fucks who don't care about anything but in turn they make me sneeze my insides out.
What I like about this is that American Airlines lost the cat, but really doesn't care. You know what this does? It opens the door for more shit to be lost. Like first it's the cats, which if it ends at that is still fucking awesome, but maybe we step it up to crying babies next? Just completely lose those assholes mid flight, right out of the landing gear door at 30 thousand feet. No one would even hear it or see it - perfect, no worries. American Airlines, I see you workin'.
PS - Love the move of giving the girl a free flight to come look for this asshole cat by herself. I wouldn't look for that shit either, you want it? Come find that shit your damn self!
M&C - The 38-year-old was quick to take to her Twitter page to declare her love for the new little one.
She tweeted Wednesday: 'Thank you for all the well wishes for my son Milo. My heart has tripled in size. I love him more than all the leaves on all the trees.'
Alyssa revealed the pregnancy on social networking website Twitter last February, and in March announced that it'd be a boy.
There goes one off of my all-time top 10 list. Just figured she'd be on the market forever until I was ready to commit, don't even know what to say... Just a little at a loss for words here. I mean, I'll always have a special place in my heart for her, but we all know what's about to happen here. She's always looked drop dead gorgeous, but she was never one of those gym rats like Halle Berry. Like we all knew Halle was going to look like this at 45 prancing around on a beach, but I don't think we have that kind of solid feeling about Alyssa. I can see her go either way after this baby thing, but she's not an attention whore so why bother killing yourself trying to lose the baby weight? What does she care at this point? And she's not 30 years old you know? She's real close to that big time 4-0. I'm just praying she can hang in there because she's one of my all-time favorites, depends how the writers vote - maybe she's not an automatic first ballot, but with her resume and lack of PED speculation, I'd have to vote her in on her first year of eligibility. She's done it all naturally and she played the game the right way. Said to see her leave the game with some tread left on the tires.
ROCK THAT GIANTS GEAR! ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MILANO!
Worst case scenario has just happened. Irene's loud whiny bitch ass came with all the bells and whistles and that was it - she was all talk, of course. So Bloomberg sits there and looks like a complete asshole for evacuating people and like typical New Yorkers what do you think we're going to do when he tells us to evacuate for this slut? Absolutely not evacuate of course. Except Hurricane Katrina Katia is going to come right up the coast and kick us all right in the nuts. There's just no other possible outcome, it's already been set in motion. As soon as Irene was leaving New York and you pretty much heard everyone talking shit about her behind her back on her way out, Kat was packing her bags while everyone's backs were turned giving the Irene the finger. Welp, hope everyone's ready to bring it in for the real thing because there's just no other scenario at this point, it might just take a straight line right for the Statue of Liberty and take all the drama out of it, I'd respect that. I'd rather that, I'm sick of North Carolina thinking they took the massive hit and shit and taking credit for slowing it down for us - yeah thanks for jumping in front of that thing NC way to take the charge. Give me a break. No but seriously if this thing comes to New York we're completely fucked.
Okay I know this story is old, but verdict finally came down and shocker the insurance company refuses to pay. Oh let's cry for the family for not having the right thing happen for being honest. You know what? You fucking cheated, okay? When you cheat it's like choosing a fork in the road, you go left or you go right, there's no turning back. If you cheat you go all the fucking way or you don't go at all. What example did you set for your kids? It's okay to cheat if you're honest about it the next day? Huh?
How many other parents want to kill this guy by the way? How many hundreds of millions of Americans could use $50,000 dollars right about now? And this guy goes to bed and grows a conscience and thinks oh no big deal I'll just be honest and tell them what we did and give it back. What an asshole. Kid probably had dreams that night of riding around in his new whip tossing money out the sunroof like Jay-Z and Jermaine like money ain't a thing only to wake up to find out his dad is the biggest pussy on earth.
Was anyone even hassling this guy? "Excuse me sir, can you be totally honest with me, was that the right son of yours?" No way. And don't even play this whole nice guy routine - all three of you set this up like fucking pros. Shit - out of the 10 raffles you filled out they picked the 1 ticket with your "other" son who sucks at sports and he just so happened to be outside at the time. "Hey #1 son on the depth chart, put this huge helmet on and get out there and do what we talked about for the first 10 years of your life - make the shot of I kill you and all the ants in your ant farm. Go get 'em sport." This was set up from Jump Street, the guys wife probably found out about it and threatened to rat him out or something typical along those lines.
Better hope son #1 makes it to the show straight out of high school, because you just flushed college right down the toilet you smug asshole.
Hey, anyone even want to ask why that kid was outside while all of this was going on? What kind of drugs do 10 year olds even do that would necessitate him having to miss this entire event? Like did anyone even want to wonder where he was when his name got drawn?
