Friday, January 6, 2012
Cop Asks Girl On Date After Giving Her Speeding Ticket. She Sues Him.
ABC - A Chicago police officer allegedly turned a $132 speeding ticket into a pick-up opportunity when he later tracked down the female driver and asked her out, saying the least he could do for the money he cost her was to treat her to dinner, according to a lawsuit the woman filed in federal court. Evagelina Paredes filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Chicago, accusing police officer Chris Collins of violating her privacy, according to the Associated Press. She alleges that after she was ticketed on Oct. 22, Collins searched for her address in the motor-vehicle database and left a handwritten note on the windshield of her car, which was parked outside her apartment in the Chicago suburb of Stickney, asking her out on a date. In the note, a copy of which appeared was included in the court documents and was obtained by the Associated Press, the 27-year-old police officer tried to woo the female driver with humor and a seemingly heartfelt plea.
"It's Chris … that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket. … I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since. I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to … even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways. I did cost you $132 - least I can do is buy you dinner," the note reportedly read.
Paredes claims that the note caused her to "suffer great fear and anxiety." In the lawsuit, which seeks unspecified payments in damages, saccording to the Associated Press, she alleges that Collins used his position as a police officer to "manipulate" her into going out with him. Collins declined to comment to the Associated Press.
If this isn't a 100% typical chick move then I don't know what is. This is like spilling piping hot coffee on yourself and suing McDonalds. You don't want to get asked out by a cop? Then don't be speeding while being fucking hot. Girls think they can get out of every single ticket just by showing some titty, you know what? Not gonna happen. I applaud this guy, he had an angle and he played the shit out of it. But because he didn't let her off with a "warning" she's suing him for some made up suffering and anxiety. What a kick in the dick for the cop they read his note out loud for the world to hear, way to fish for the "no your not bald and ugly" comments - not a good look bro.