Well someone obviously wasn't doing their job out there. You're on DWI patrol and couldn't find a drunk driver until they literally T-boned your fucking squad car? You just can't script this shit. Add to that this kids fuckin' shirt, seriously if this isn't the best DWI mugshot of all-time then kill me now. I almost feel like it had to be staged, like the asshole cops were behind the camera making him to weird poses and one of them in the back screams out "PUT THIS SHIRT ON PUSSY!" Probably beat the shit out of this kid all night in the holding cell - seriously this is almost worse than killing a cop.... Almost killing a cop. Because now not only is the entire police force wanting to beat your ass - but the cop that you didn't finish the job on is now hunting you down, I mean I don't know if I can write up another scenario worse than that. This kid may only get a couple months in jail and he might be "free".... But getting harassed and pulled over every two seconds for changing the radio station while driving - he's pretty much locked up for the rest of his life if you think about it.