Drunk Kid Crashes Into Cop Who Just So Happens To Be On DWI Patrol

Newsday - A 22-year-old Coram man was arrested and charged with drunken driving Thursday morning -- after he crashed into an officer driving on DWI patrol, Suffolk County police said. A mug shot taken after his arrest shows Kevin Daly, 22, of Coram, wearing a shirt that reads: "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. I'M A DRUNK. ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS." He was charged with DWI. Police said he also was issued several traffic summonses. The officer was injured in the crash and was transported to Stony Brook University Medical Center, where he was treated and released, police said. The identity of the officer was not released. Police said Daly, driving a 2000 Saturn, attempted to turn right from County Road 83, North Ocean Avenue, onto Route 25A in Mount Sinai just before 2 a.m. Thursday when he struck the marked patrol car as it headed east on Route 25A. The road was closed between North Ocean and Coram-Mount Sinai Road for about 4 1/2 hours following the crash. Daly is scheduled for arraignment Thursday in First District Court in Central Islip.

Well someone obviously wasn't doing their job out there. You're on DWI patrol and couldn't find a drunk driver until they literally T-boned your fucking squad car? You just can't script this shit. Add to that this kids fuckin' shirt, seriously if this isn't the best DWI mugshot of all-time then kill me now. I almost feel like it had to be staged, like the asshole cops were behind the camera making him to weird poses and one of them in the back screams out "PUT THIS SHIRT ON PUSSY!" Probably beat the shit out of this kid all night in the holding cell - seriously this is almost worse than killing a cop.... Almost killing a cop. Because now not only is the entire police force wanting to beat your ass - but the cop that you didn't finish the job on is now hunting you down, I mean I don't know if I can write up another scenario worse than that. This kid may only get a couple months in jail and he might be "free".... But getting harassed and pulled over every two seconds for changing the radio station while driving - he's pretty much locked up for the rest of his life if you think about it.