Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Is Miranda Kerr The Most Marriable Girl Ever?

People - Miranda Kerr remembers her first visit to a Victoria’s Secret store; she was 16, a foreign exchange student living in Virginia. “I was like, ‘Wow! This is like a wonderland. We don’t have anything like that in Australia,’” she recalls to New York magazine. Several years later, she was blown away by the company again — but this time, it was because she was the first Australian model to get a contract with the brand. “I just remember the first time I met Adriana [Lima], she was so beautiful,” Kerr says. “I was like, ‘Why would they want me? I mean, look at her. She’s incredible.’ And then I met Heidi and Gisele and I was like, ‘What am I doing here?’” Now one of the company’s most recognizable faces — and the model who has the honor of wearing the $2.5-million “Fantasy Treasure Bra” in tonight’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show — Kerr is more confident about her place in the fashion world. “I always see myself as, like, equal to everyone,” she says of her fellow models. “I can’t feel bad about being who I am, just like the girl next to me can’t feel bad about being who she is. A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.” In fact, Kerr hopes her attitude toward beauty resonates with her fans. “All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that’s like women too,” she shares. “I want to encourage women to embrace their own uniqueness.”

Yeah whatever I watched the Victoria Secret fashion show last night, but only because Jay-Z was performing.... Yeah right. I grew up with Victoria Secret, shit was the first porn I ever got my hands on. Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum, these girls were like watching Hall of Famers in their prime. It's kind of like SNL and growing up watching Chris Farley throw himself through tables and Adam Sandler when he was funny. And now how I'm not really up with the new cast, and I never find them funny enough - just always a step behind.. Well that's what I felt about the new Victoria Secret girls, the only one who stepped right in and didn't have me question their advanced scouts was Marissa Miller. She was a five tool player that was just a machine in the magazines, never took a play off she was relentless. Then last night I discovered this girl Miranda Kerr....

Now I've heard of her before, but never really saw her. And the show was great because not only do you see these girls, but listening to them speak changes so much about how you look at them. Like hearing their dumb accents on some of them makes them completely unattractive. Like Alessandra Ambrosio sounds like a man with a nasal allergy and is no longer attractive to me. But Miranda Kerr, holy shitballs, she's flat out amazing. She's the kind of amazing that had me daydreaming about meeting her at a bar and hoping she's down to earth and not into money or really attractive people so maybe we'd get married then realizing she's married already and immediately finding myself plotting how to kill her fucking asshole husband. She's that kind of attractive. She has that Australian accent, the kind that's just straight dick wrecking sexy but not obnoxious like she thinks her Australian accent is the best thing on earth where she just shows off on every word. She just does everything right.

So I can see why Victoria Secret gave her the honor of wearing the $2.5 million dollar bra last night, seriously who else is more deserving? This girl had a kid IN JANUARY and is rocking one of the hottest bodies on the planet right now. And she's not one of those stick figure gross models, this girl has ass. That's what's up. And she just seems like the coolest fucking girl ever, too - like not some stuck up slutbag who's really just into this shit to bang Kanye West backstage and do lines of coke everywhere, or some idiot who just says "I want world peace" to every question they're asked and does humanitarian efforts with their free time.

She just seems like she'd be down to chill and have a beer while watching football on a Sunday, and really that's all it's about. Pop out a couple kids, rock $2.5 million dollar bras for me that I didn't have to buy for you because you're so hot companies just make them specifically for you, and let me show you off at reunion parties and shit. Boom, life is made.

Some pics after the jump:

Might be my favorite picture of her. Candid always the way to go.

Oh wait a second, yeah this is now my favorite.

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