|Nice face you sloppy mess.|
Yahoo - Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is engaged to what's her name again. You know, the one from that show on MTV. No, not "Jersey Shore." The other one.
Kristin Cavallari, that's it. She's the "star" of MTV's "The Hills" and Cutler's on-again, off-again, maybe-they're-engaged, maybe-they're-not girlfriend. On Wednesday, she announced the breaking news to her 679,142 Twitter followers:
I think when you have to get re-engaged to someone your life sucks. I mean how do you break up with the person, publicly call him out, call his injury in the Championship game a pussy faking injury and then get back together with him? We all know Jay Cutler is a huge pussy and one of the whiniest players of all-time, and everyone who knows me knows my disdain for him and his pussbag attitude, but what's this say about Cavallari? I mean you can't tell me there wasn't a better option out there. Talk about settling. Like you had this already.... You got sick of it and left, and now you're back to this? When you already know you're going to get sick of it and look for fresh meat - why even bother? Oh well, here's to hoping it lasts longer than 72 days - Cheers.