I Hate Philadelphia Wait I'm Going There For The Weekend?

So since all this shit has been going on with the Eagles I've had to endure all the hot garbage coming out of my friends mouths from Philly. Expected, sure, but it all had to happen the weekend I'm going there? Just my luck. Should make for an etertaining weekend of drunk debating about how the Giants aren't really that bad and that the Eagles still will end the season with 0 Super Bowls in their history. I plan on constantly blogging on one of their computers while downloading massive amounts of gay porn and viruses on their shit.