Is it weird when your own dad sends you an e-mail like this at work?
Fractured Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry
me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated
women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never
heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips
and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was
at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as
hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
Is he trying to tell me something here?