Well that sucks. Out of the 3 million people you could've robbed in Chicago you go ahead and point your gun in the face of a UFC champion. Guess you win some and lose some. Probably shouldn't have gotten greedy, dude gave you his money but then you had to ask him to get out of the car.... Rookie mistake Tony, should've quit while you were ahead. Now you're left with a face full of lacerations and a hole in your ankle. Guess you just gotta take this one and learn from it, always ask if they're in the UFC first. "'Scuse me, sir? You fight in the UFC? No? GIMME YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY BITCH!" No harm in asking, right? Better than having your mugshot look like you have some sort of fucked up face condition.
PS - No way this UFC guy who's name was failed to be published here just subdued this guy until the police arrived. I'm pretty sure he was busy getting absolutely worked on until they showed up. And yeah fuckin' right he Plaxico'ed his own ankle. Tried to run and UFC dude shot the tire out, then beat the fuck out of him for at least 10 minutes. Just a couple blows doesn't mangle a face like that, that takes time.
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